Why are men such.....?

ok me and my boyfriend went 2 meet my parents.. he was rather rude and he did NOT stop farting and burping.. my mother was not impressed. my father then decided 2 have a fartathon at the table finding it highlt amusing. i was so ashamed. as a result our pet budgie keeled over in his cage due 2 these bodily ges and my mother threw up. just as she was serving our spotted di*k and custard creams. i mean call me old fashioned but that wasnt the time or place. as we were leaving my mother (being polite) went 2 give him a kiss on the cheek and he went in 4 a full on snog!! im so appauled by his behavour. i coned him about it he said its just a lads thing and he kisses all girls full on the lips.. i am not happy.. do i dump him or do i plan another family meal???